By Joanna Stern
Michael Haber had been at his cousin Jasmine's house for nearly
two hours -- chatting, playing with her children -- when she
brought out a fluffy chocolate sponge cake with a whipped-cream
filling. "What is this for?" asked Mr. Haber, 26, a web designer in
Beirut, Lebanon.
Jasmine explained that it was for her. It was her birthday.
"It was pretty awkward. But how would I have known?" said Mr.
Haber. "I quit Facebook."
Amid data privacy scandals, security breaches and the spread of
misinformation, many Facebook users have opted to stop using the
social network. In its past two quarters, Facebook has reported
user growth in Asia and other parts of the world, but growth has
stalled in the U.S. and Canada, and active users have declined in
Europe.
Twenty-six percent of American users deleted the app from their
phone in the 12 months ended in June, while 42% took a break from
checking the service for a period of several weeks or more,
according to a 2018 report from the Pew Research Center.
The result? A whole lotta forgotten birthdays.
Since the early days of the service, Facebook has presented
daily reminders of friends' birthdays, encouraging you to post
wishes on their timelines (once known as walls). It became the
internet's de facto birthday keeper. In its heyday, you could
receive hundreds of birthday posts, most with an oh-so-original
"Happy B-Day!" Facebook quitters -- and their loved ones -- now
know the sound of silence.
Kaveri Chandrashekar, 30, a writer in Mumbai, estimates she used
to receive 75 birthday wishes on Facebook. She deactivated her
account in June 2017 because of privacy concerns. When her latest
birthday rolled around, she received a fraction of the well-wishes,
via texts and phone calls. Many arrived later at night because
friends and family hadn't remembered until later in the day.
Ms. Chandrashekar found herself in a real "Sixteen Candles"
situation. (In the iconic '80s film, the protagonist's birthday is
forgotten by everyone in her family.) At around 8 p.m., she hadn't
heard from her 86-year-old grandmother and decided to give her a
call to make sure everything was OK. When she said it was her big
three-oh, her grandmother replied: "Why didn't Facebook remind
me?"
Ms. Chandrashekar no longer receives Facebook's reminders
either. "I have forgotten a ton of my friends' birthdays," she
said.
In 2017, Facebook reported that more than 45 million people
wished others happy birthday every day via the social network.
Facebook said it didn't have an updated statistic.
Some have thought ahead before packing up and sailing away from
Mark Zuckerberg's social network. Before deleting the Facebook app
from her phone, Emma Gannon, 29, a podcaster living in London,
grabbed an 80-page notebook with pink grapefruits on the cover from
her desk. Over the next two hours, with Facebook's birthdays page
open on her phone, she copied down 50 to 75 names and birth dates.
She created a real face book.
"I'm sure the act of writing them down means they were going
further into my brain somehow, too," said Ms. Gannon. Now, before
the start of every month, she glances at the notebook and sends out
actual birthday cards in the actual mail.
Madison Miller, 23, did something similar. After writing down
20-something birthdays from her Facebook account, she had them
printed in a $30 custom 2019 calendar featuring photos of her
dogs.
Ms. Miller, who lives in Atlanta and starts law school in
August, consciously only took the dates of the people most
important to her. "It always struck me as weird that all these
random people wish you a happy birthday on Facebook. Like, I don't
talk to you the other 364 days of the year," she said.
Chris Brathwaite, 51, who has remained on the social network,
uses Facebook's birthday notifications to cull his friends list.
"One of two things is going to happen if it's your birthday on
Facebook: I'm going to wish you a happy birthday or I'm going to
unfriend you," he said.
In November, after becoming fed up with his Facebook feeds'
incessant ads, Paul Tildsley, 35, a digital marketer from Chester,
England, decided to extract the calendar data from his account and
then leave the network.
"I was really only using it for birthdays," he said.
After a few tweets seeking assistance, Mr. Tildsley exported his
Facebook calendar file, so that he could re-upload it to his Apple
and Google calendars.
The option is only available through the Facebook website on
Windows or Mac computers. It's also difficult to find. On the
Events tab, look for the box that says, "You can add your events to
Microsoft Outlook, Google Calendar or Apple Calendar," click
"Birthdays" and the calendar file is automatically downloaded.
Katherine Klingseis, 27, had already deactivated her Facebook
account when she realized she hadn't logged her best friend's
birthday. She didn't like the idea of asking her friend of 15 years
what day she arrived on this earth. "What kind of crappy friend
does that?" she said.
She also didn't like the idea of reactivating her account, even
temporarily.
She took to public records. She searched the Iowa courts
database, looking for speeding tickets or parking tickets, but came
up empty-handed. Finally, Ms. Klingseis, who works in
telecommunication sales in Ames, Iowa, spoke to a mutual friend who
was still on Facebook and had her look up her birthday. Ms.
Klingseis was within five hours of missing her friend's big day.
Friendship saved...by Facebook.
John Allison, a U.K.-based comic artist and writer, isn't as
worried about offending his loved ones. "Just like we used to in
ancient history in 2006, I'm going to walk right up to them and
say, 'When is your birthday?' " he said. Mr. Allison also bought a
physical notebook to record birthdays.
Mr. Allison already asked two friends, in person, for their
birth dates. "I could see from the light in their eyes that I had
risen in their estimation," he said.
Mr. Allison has accepted that without Facebook most of his
friends won't remember his 43rd birthday this year. But not to
worry, he says, he has an elaborate, radical scheme to help remind
them: an invite to his birthday party.
Write to Joanna Stern at joanna.stern@wsj.com
(END) Dow Jones Newswires
January 16, 2019 10:46 ET (15:46 GMT)
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