Allurion Technologies Inc (ALUR) Quote

ALUR: And yet ANOTHER PR from this wanna-be FAT CAT Firm!! (No pun intended.)
https://finance.yahoo.com/m/abc88d2f-1b90-3ebd-bb20-4be6121c7545/allurion-catapults-200-on.html

ALUR: "Institutional Investors" get some ---
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/allurion-raise-approximately-7-4-143000224.html
(But STILL a small FLOAT.)

In truth, Mr. Zardiw is a LADY. (HA-HA-HA!!)

LOOKS LIKE ZARDIW TRYING TO SELL HIS SCANNING TECHNOLOGY

ALUR.WS: So, Colonel TT-16, ya think YOUR Wall Street SCANNERS are really KOOL?? (Check out MY disruptive new one, below, Homeboy!! I'm the Dude, sportin' the turban!!)

WTF....WHAT HAPPEBED TO OLE SCHOOL DUMBELS AND BARBELLS

ALUR.WS: At only $0.09, this Firm's WARRANTS have a very 'ALUR-ing' price, Folks. (No pun intended.)

its crazy right
https://x.com/THIS_TIME_X/status/1882773491910672787

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$7.51 still a little left for latecomers just cash it out now

$17.27 + 370%

$16.68 + 339%

Geeze! I am not in this monster😭

Its at 11$

$7.51 still a little left for latecomers just cash it out now 

Most are scams however I hope you made $$$ here. I am not in this.

ride or die balloon scam
shouldve said the balloon uses AI technology to see whether GLP1 is needed

Allurion Announces Plans To Optimize Muscle Mass During GLP-1 Therapy In Combination With the Allurion Program
NATICK, Mass.--(BUSINESS WIRE)-- Allurion Technologies, Inc. (“Allurion” or the “Company”) (NYSE: ALUR), a company dedicated to ending obesity, today announced its intention to initiate a clinical study on the combination of the Allurion Program with GLP-1 agonists to improve muscle mass and overall body composition.

Previous studies in patients undergoing GLP-1 therapy have demonstrated reductions in lean mass of approximately 40% as a proportion of total weight lost.1 In contrast, in previous studies, patients treated with the Allurion Balloon in combination with the Allurion Virtual Care Suite have demonstrated strong patient outcomes in which patients lose weight while maintaining, and in some cases, increasing, muscle mass. In one study of 571 patients, patients treated with the Allurion Balloon gained 5.6% in lean body mass while losing 14% of their total body weight over four months.2 In another study of 167 patients, patients treated with the Allurion Balloon experienced a weight reduction of 15.7% with no change in muscle mass.

“Reductions in lean mass and muscle wasting are significant unmet needs in the GLP-1 space, and our early data suggests that we may have a powerful tool in achieving more metabolically healthy weight loss,” said Dr. Shantanu Gaur, Founder and CEO of Allurion. “The goal of our study would be to prove that, by combining the Allurion Balloon and Allurion Virtual Care Suite with GLP-1 therapy, patients can lose significant weight while increasing muscle mass and improving overall body composition. We are optimistic that this would be a significant addition to the possibilities of GLP-1 therapies and, if proven, could become the gold standard for obesity care.”

About Allurion

Allurion is dedicated to ending obesity. The Allurion Program is a weight-loss platform that combines the Allurion Gastric Balloon, the world’s first and only swallowable, procedure-lessTM gastric balloon for weight loss, the Allurion Virtual Care Suite, including the Allurion Mobile App for consumers and Allurion Insights for healthcare providers featuring the Iris AI Platform, and the Allurion Connected Scale. The Allurion Virtual Care Suite is also available to providers separately from the Allurion Program to help customize, monitor, and manage weight-loss therapy for patients regardless of their treatment plan. The Allurion Gastric Balloon is an investigational device in the United States.

For more information about Allurion and the Allurion Virtual Care Suite, please visit www.allurion.com.

Forward-Looking Statements

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ALUR, one year graph

Omar Ishrak on the board, former CEO of MDT
CEO is a smart but a biogrifter I believe
they will issue a new PR soon about the gastric balloon... on the low float

really . and this trades SMH

flim flam

ALUR: Looks like its PRICE is on a successful 'DIET' right now --- figuratively speaking, that is.

Losing weight here

ALUR: Glad ya got a CHUCKLE behind my post there, Bro!! (Heck, and regarding incorrigibly FAT Americans --- of all Races, Creeds, Ethnicities, National Origins, & Socio-Political persuasions --- see ME below, just yesterday, simutaneously celebrating the glorious "JUNETEENTH" holiday, and otherwise performing my daily HIP-HOP-CARDIO-FAT-BURNER-WORKOUT routine over here in balmy San Diego, CA!! LIFE IS GOOD --- ain't it, Brutha!!!???)

ALUR: A big JOKE, Bro!! (Did you not see the PARENTHETICAL, within which I clearly posted, "Just kidding!!"???)

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LMAO investing in America!!! Haha!!
Took position here in $ALUR! ALUR

GREAT NEWS:
America is VERY OBESE!
7/10 kids OBESE
8/10 adults OBESE

No wonder BIG PHARMA loves Americans!!

Their OBESE, and get diabetes, hypertension, strokes, heart attacks etc.

Americans have lots of FAT and it shows!
BOTTOMLINE, here we have a company with amazing results and can lead to BIG BUCKS!

In for nice position here as this can and will go way north here in my opinion!

Trendtrade is right, gym, diet etc .. but based on the MASSIVE OBESITY problem Americans have , this company can make HUNDREDS of millions with their product!

Yo to each and their own, and no theirs no fat shaming in this post.
Just honest assessment with today’s news we have a MASSIVE MOVE inbound due to America’s obesity problem!
All my opinion!
Maverick
$ALUR

This a not not joke? Not!

ALUR: Hey, when NOT workin' stocks, I spend nearly all day seeing what the phrase BIG FAT NAKED WOMEN will generate up on Porn-Hub, You-Porn, & X-Hamster sites!!! (Just kidding!!) And I'll leave you with THAT disgusting thought, Bro!! Happy trading!!

Weight-loss is now a miracle. About to make sandwiches dissappear big gulp style

ALUR: A wild, wild, PRICE movement day for this --- shall we say --- rather 'MURACULOUS' stockl!!

So Murican!

ALUR: Hey, Bro, and a hearthy THANKS for that addition to my Personal Lexicon!!! (Heck, I feel like screaming 'MURICA' --- similar to yelling 'EUREKA', if one were to dig-up a 200-lb. Gold nugget along the "American River" over here in balmy Calif.!!)

Who says you can't learn anything on ihub?

ALUR: What??? I had to look-that-one-up, Dude!! "Murica"??? (Never heard that word, & what a phantasmagorical DEFINITION!!!)
https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/murica/
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Anything that cures fat that requires no exercise sells
Murica

ALUR: Indeed!! (Hey, Dude, when I first did a cursory reading of their PR today --- NO joking here --- I believed that they had INCREASED the beneficial MUSCLE body mass of patients/subjects who were simply too SKINNY, or otherwise UNDERWEIGHT for persons of their age. I.e., folks of all ages who looked like, 'REFUGEES-FROM-AUSCHWITZ' death camp, circa 1945!!!)

Sounds like body shaming. Horrible comment when big is beautiful

ALUR: Of course!!! (Heck, these days, the peeps exiting any Starbucks look more like folks leaving a "DAIRY QUEEN" or "BASKIN ROBBINS" holding a half-gallon-size, "Bananna-Moca-Choco-Latte-Icecream-Coffee-Supreme"!!!)

ALUR: Hey, Bro, do that!! (Via iHub PM, if you like; and DON'T worry, if I just LOVE your glorious physique, I will NOT ask to MARRY you nor have your CHILD!!! NOT that there's anything WRONG with that --- thanks, Jerry Seinfeld!! I.e., I am NOT a 'FRUITER' --- although I play one on that 'Shit's-Creek' sitcom.)

Can I add shakes biggy size?

Maybe I should send pic of what pumping weights and eating mainly meat at 61 looks like and no juice!

ALUR: Heck, Bro, "Burgers-&-Fries" should be the ONLY food Americans are PERMITTED to eat!!! As recommended by the US Sturgeon General, & Department of Health & Human Disservices!!!

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So no burgers and fries?

Lol

ALUR: Of course you all understand what the principal 'ALUR' --- no pun intended --- is behind their new ANTI-FAT-PILLS??? Heck, they turn a FAT SLOB into the pure MUSCLE of a young ARNOLD SWARTZENHEIMER!!! (Is he Jewish??)

ALUR: Now THAT'S the spirit, Bro!!! (Here in San Diego, the average Big-Fat-&-Greasy-Americano weighs-in at circa 380-lbs. --- and that's just ONE BUTT CHEEK of the typical LADY over here!!! Sit on my FACE, bitch!!!)

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GO ON A DIET AND GET TO THE GYM YA FAT SLOBS