shajandr
1 month ago
Rogerinocchio's latest acquisition:
https://www.yelp.com/biz/yield-up-international-mountain-view
Now _____Ben and Rogerinocchio are on Easy Street! Lazyass ________ Ben din't even bother to post a faux "NT10-Q" on the OTCMarkets.com paid advertising website. Too much work. Like paying rent, vendors, and taxes. Really - this turdmonger couldn't be bothered to post an extension. He din't even need to gett~OUTT of bedd to do that. He could have done that on a smartphone or laptop (well, ______Ben doesn't really have a lap anymore - butt still) in under 5 minutes, rolled over and gone back to sleep. Nope - even that is just too much work for the Dynamic Duo.
NEVER invest in a company that has this as its CEO or CFO
Rogerinocchio looks on thru the haze of weedsmoke and would gesture approvingly if he wasn't too stoned to move
Oh well, back to the Guyana Gole Mines story
shajandr
2 months ago
I think it will eventually accomplish getting "listed" on OTCMarkets.com Expert Market.
Rogerinocchio will never surrender CONtrol of the MORTIMER CRIME FAMBLY GRIFT VEHICLE (aka AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ). Nott with 40 years under its belt since his pennyscamming daddy put this turd on the public trading market, originally as Technical Ventures. This turd is the MORTIMER's meal ticket - gravy train - so Rogerinocchio never has to gett a yobb. He can stay stoned all-day, every-day. And ______Ben has nothing else to do; nobody would hire him and even if he found a yobb, he could no longer sleep all day, getting up only to pee, eat, and see which of the SnL game cafes was being evicted for non-payment of rent this quarter. No, when the last SnL game cafe blinks~OUTT, ______Ben is going to be in a badd spott with no employment prospects and the loss of his gravyboat train he's been riding for the last 15 years. Both Rogerinocchio and _______Ben appear to be completely talent-free and substantially severely knowledge-deficient as to business.
Butt The Clownshow will be able to accomplish getting this pennyscam turd "uplisted" to the Expert Market. They can and will do that. That is perhaps Rogerinocchio's easiest route to avoid FoxxInnaHenhouse, the principal unsecured creditor (other than landlords, unpaid vendors, and tax authorities) who could potentially force Rogerinocchio to loose CONtrol of this MORTIMER CRIME FAMBLY GEM in a bankruptcy - opposing any reorg plan that would leave Rogerinocchio still in de facto CONtrol - and leaving the alternative being a Chapter 7 liquidation. In either case (reorg or liquidation), existing baggholders wood loose everything. Butt FoxxInnaHenhaus only CONtrols, at most, ONE creditor class, and if the other creditor classes in a BK oppose any reorg plan because they just want whatever munny they can gett now in a liquidation, then this turd likely goes to liquidation; so it wood be uber-risky for FoxxInnaHenhaus to try and force a BK. So it's really a Mexican Standoff. Which, ergo, will likely lead to the Expert Market in time.
Never underestimate the capacity of the idjits involved in this scam - all of them - from being able to accomplish serving as negative examples.
This will all end in tears for anybuddy who put munny into this pennyscam turd - either retail or wholesale (as CONvertible note baggholders or PPers or vendors who took shares in lieu of cash for payment - e.g., Propeller Coffee et al.). The only ~OUTTstanding question is how long Rogerinocchio, ________Ben, and LARRY "The 77,870,000 shares for Nuttin' Man" LEVERTON can stretch~OUTT this Mexican Standoff. Mebbe they can stretch it ~OUTT long enuff to accomplish the Expert Market "uplist".
shajandr
2 months ago
The level of brainwashing in this pennyscam turd was/is despicable. The hypesters have cost a lott of foolish pennyvestors ("foolish pennyvestors" is redundant) and themselves a lott of munny.
First post is from Rocket
On 24 October 2017, AAPL was $39.10 and AMFE/FUNN was $0.19 - today AAPL is $205.04 and AMFE/FUNN is $0.020.
From that date AAPL is UP 424 percent while AMFE/FUNN is DOWN 99 percent.
$100 in AAPL on 24 October 2017 would be worth $424 today - $100 in AMFE/FUNN on 24 October 2017 is worth $1 today.
This is a typical example of pennystocks versus real stocks.
It's nott just Rogerinocchio, _______Ben, and Larry the 77,780,000 Share Freebie Man - it's pennystocks. Doesn't matter whether it's AMFE/FUNN, CRLR, UNGS, RENU, SSFT, BWVI, MRGE, PCTL, LPTV, TLSS, LVVV, SIRC, etc. et seq. et al. ad infinitum. They are all JUNK. That is WHY they are cheap - NOTT because the pros on Wall Street somehow overlooked their value and potential and you outwitted the pros by finding the wonder pennystock. No. YOU are the greater fool thinking pennystocks are an unappreciated bargain that somehow YOU as a novice investor have ~OUTTsmarted the pros. It is to laff!
What is truly despicable is telling someone who has an insurance check for a hurricane-damaged home that he would be better off putting the money in a pennyscam turd - particularly AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ instead of using it to repair his damaged home. THAT is despicable pumpsterism.
shajandr
2 months ago
I'm only here for the QB "uplisting" and FINRA name change. Well, and also for the:
GROWING! THRIVING! SCALING! CROCK OF SHIT!
Plus I want to see which game cafe closes next for non-payment of rent. My picks are (1) Chicago (which should have been closed long ago) and (2) Tucson.
I hope the workers there don't get stiffed with no severance like the VA Beetch folks did. The workers could undertake self-help and begin pilfering any items of value before they are unceremoniously fired (prolly, as usual, by NASTY SUSAN).
The Federal student loan repayment resumption (which was long overdue), the new all-time high CONsumer debt level, and a looming recession are all good tailwinds for the uber-expensive game cafes with $21 51 Spices Laotian Montagnard Popcorn and $6-8 per person gaming fee per 2 hours.
Expect great things from this turd. Last Q (financial ad due in 16 days) is the final one that includes the defunct, abandoned Wellington location revenue. Nott that ______Ben's overcooked books are accurate, butt at least worth a laff. Just don't waste time trying to make the numbers add up within or between OTC paid advertisements.
It is long overdue for Rogerinnochio to switch-up DaStory. With the gold price heading to Pluto, he ought to dust off those old Guyana gole mining claims. It is time for another losing junk acquisition like Mourning, NSI, Tokin, Starlit Citadel, etc.. Hangover Joe's beef jerky biz is available. Or Nate's spray can pancakes. Or just restart the bullshit PRs for Gro3 - that worked before - for awhile. Are VESSL and RotoGro still around for some fake PRs again? 10 Acre California Grow Site? Colombia weed hothouses?
shajandr
3 months ago
Indeed so.
AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ is what happens when rapacious greed of family dynasty penny-crooksterism intersects total incompetence and unwillingness to work.
As we have been instructed by mental giants, this intersection produces Growing! Thriving! Long Lines! ...
... and, as correctly reported by math, endless, non-stop, perpetual LOSSES.
If this subpennyscam could just find a way to do away with math ...
Mebbe a few more party bowls of weed and numerous boxes of Tim Horton donuts and garbage bag-sized bags of Doritos will provide The Clownshow with ideas on how to cancel math.
As usual, if one is looking to find really atrociously badd management, pennystocks are the best place to look. Where else other than government-run enterprises (e.g., Amtrak, USPS) can you find business (dis)organizations that can be in "operation" for 40 years like this turd and never once have a profitable, sustainable business - nott even one?
shajandr
3 months ago
Rogerinocchio stared down at the bottom of the empty barrel and said to _______Ben, "well, it looks like it's time to either fish or cut bait", and _______Ben replied "where's that knife?"
After an awkward silence, Rogerinocchio proclaimed "Ima go get some donuts at Tim Hortons, you want a cuppla dozen - the usual varieties? I'll just charge them to the SnL company credit card like always., that way we never have to pay."
_______Ben just chuckled and said "well then, get me three dozen and another dozen of the ones with sprinkles. And a small coffee, the Nespresso machine is still broken."
shajandr
3 months ago
It'll be Chapter 7, nott 11. SnL's 15 years of unprofitability are incompatible with an approvable reorg plan. BK trustee will move it to liquidation.
Mister Burger @ SnL
SnL can use the used games and Nespresso machines at its latest new locations - Hamilton, Kitchener, Fort Collins, Denver, Charlotte, et seq. soonly
New Tijuana SnL location opening soonly using VA Beetch soiled games and Nespresso machine
The new expansion locations are progressing right on schedule, as usual.
And the grand opening of the St. Catharines Tokin weed dispensary should be soonly this summer
SnL seรฑor management and siesta squad (minus LARRY, he was napping at the time)
Mourning game sales are going well - distributed by Starlit Citadel subsidiary
Rank: Overall 13,589
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/248376/buurn
Rank: Overall 5,458
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/204602/kill-the-unicorns
Another of ______Ben's new menu entrees - the cheese (and pickle) are +$3 each
Sheepdog
3 months ago
Wellington Market shutting down March 30. I must of missed the PR. Trying to find a link for the song "Another one bites the dust"
Great management here..Our pop-up adventure at The Wellington Market is coming to an end! 🎲✨ After an amazing run, weโll be closing our booth on March 30thโbut thereโs still time to roll the dice and drop by before we pack up!
A huge thank you to everyone who stopped by, played a game, and shared some laughs with us. Weโve loved bringing the Snakes & Lattes experience to The Well, and weโre grateful for all the support.
Come visit us in these final weeks, and donโt forgetโyou can always find us at our full-sized cafés in the city, ready with all the games, drinks, and good times you know and love!
📍 The Wellington Market (The Well) โ Open until March 30th!
shajandr
3 months ago
It's March 15th - today is the Grand Reopening of VA-Beetch as prophesized by Nasty Susan. The painting and light remodel are finished and all the old staff have been rehired after almost a whole year of retraining in Toronto that began last May. ______Ben has finished the new menu which comprises 17 different entrees of 46 Spices Montagnard Popcorn, Nespresso coffee, Virginia-style poutine (no gravy or cheese curds), and the real star of the new show, the fountain soft drinks that dealerfool was begging for as a huge profit center.
Expect a huge frontpage promotional story of the huge reopening in tomorrow's (Sunday!) Virginian-Pilot newspaper (thanks to Anais!) and, for those who are local, watch for this story to lead the local news tonight or tomorrow night.
Plowboi has already reported long lines and the place is nott even open yett! There are (reportedly) already rumblings of reopening Guelph, Provo, Glendale, and Midtown soon. Work on the St. Catharines weedstore may resume shortly according to unnamed sources in the Markham burn~OUTT community. When reached for comment, he offered the following deeply thoughtful insight:
The newly lightly-remodeled VA-Beetch SnL - notice the new paint!
All customers at tonight's Grand Reopening of VA-Beetch will receive a raffle ticket for every game they rent and at then end of the night there will be a raffle drawing to win Nasty Susan's reciprocating saw that was used to make a recessed space for the new Nespresso machine. Second place prize will be the chunk of drywall she cut~OUTT of the wall. Third place prize is a set of steak knives.
This paid advertisement has been brought to you by AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ/MORTIMER FAMBLY SCAM, INC.