swanlinbar
2 years ago
An Elderly Irish lady visits her physician
To ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance" she replied. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.β
"What on Earth is Irish Viagra?" she asked.
"It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it. Let me know how it goes," he said.
She called the doctor the very next afternoon. "How did it go?" he asked.
"Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!"
"Oh, no! What in the world happened?"
"Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging. Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table. Tβwas a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"
βWhy so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?"
"Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin' here, Doctor...
I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
sunnypenny
6 years ago
Arkanova Energy Corporation Files Form 15
Feb 13 17
Arkanova Energy Corporation has announced that it has filed a Form 15 with the Securities and Exchange Commission to voluntarily deregister its common stock under the Securities Exchange Act of 1934, as amended. The par value of the company's common stock was $0.001 per share.
Arkanova Energy Corporation Auditor Raises 'Going Concern' Doubt
Feb 10 17
Arkanova Energy Corporation filed its 10-K on Feb 10, 2017 for the period ending Sep 30, 2016. In this report its auditor, Malone & Bailey, PLLC, gave an unqualified opinion expressing doubt that the company can continue as a going concern.
Arkanova Energy Corporation announced delayed annual 10-K filing
Dec 30 16
On 12/30/2016, Arkanova Energy Corporation announced that they will be unable to file their next 10-K by the deadline required by the SEC.
TRADE-O-PUSS
8 years ago
Arkanova Energy Corporation (OTCBB:AKVA) is an exploration and junior production company headquartered in Austin, Texas. Arkanova is engaged in the acquisition, exploration, and development of oil and gas properties. The company has secured working interest in two key North American areas; Montana and Colorado. The company relies on experience, science and proven growth strategies in order to continuously balance a risk/reward portfolio.
The companyβs prime objective - achieve and exceed the expectations of our investors, business partners, communities and employees.